Mia Moore: It's him, Simon! The boy in my dressing room! We simply must help him! He's adorable!
Simon Babbage: Mia, wait! Uhh... there's only room for two in the pod... umm--
Mia Moore: He'll fit, he's tiny--
Mia Moore: [looking at the enormous robot which is going to kill her] Umm, hello? I'm suppose to sing the song that will save the world?
Mia Moore: I--I can't... I can't-- I'M TOO TALENTED TO DIE!!
Mia Moore: I knew I should have saved the whales... no one annihilates whale lovers...
Mia Moore: [to Darcy about her hair] Split my ends with that thing -- and your next job will be peeling calluses off Judge Judy's bench-warmer.
Simon Babbage: Mia, sweetness. Don't be cross. I--
Mia Moore: "Cross"? How could moi be "cross" when you brought roses, Simon? They are so stunning, I've completely forgotten that you left me to be gunned down by a giant robot like a common extra. It's a @#$%in' ftd miracle.
Mia Moore: [pretending to talk with a fake skull about Simon] Didja 'ear that one, poor Urich? Beside 'imself 'e was! Beside 'imself in 'is tasty escape pod while a little boy rescued yer gal from the icy grip of death! 'Adly much of a "friend", at one... let alone a contender f'r "boy-friend". No, ma'am... a rogue at best. At best. By the way, Urich, loving you in "Spencer for hire". S'alright.
Mia Moore: [about Maracas] *tsk* What a horrible place... I bet you can't get a decent foot shiatsu for miles.
Mia Moore: [to Darcy about her fear of Maracas] Darcy, don't be racist. The Maracas have been extremely helpful people! Besides, they like their slave women fat. We'll be -- well, I'll be safe, at least.
Mia Moore: [to Sheik's guards throwing money at them] --so buy yourself a harem, boys!
Mia Moore: [to Darcy about bribed guards] Wave a little green, shake a little ya-ya and the world is your oyster. God I LOVE being me.
Mia Moore: [introducing herself to Sheik] Oh, Shaiky -poo! Darling! Allow me to introduce myself-- before I rock your casaba!
Mia Moore: [to Rex about the killer robot] You -- You can understand it? Ask it which thingies are its eyes... I have pepper spray.
Mia Moore: [to Rex about Six] He does like his last minute saves.